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2018-03-02
The Belle Isle Rats Unless There's a Game On  

You're a poem on the pages of my soul
You're the song in my heart
You're every metaphor I can think of
​comparing body parts to art
​You're the gears in my transmission
​The safety latch in my trunk
​and if there was a test for not loving you
I'd flunk
 
For you
I'd climb Mt Everest 100 times
Wearing nothing but a speedo 
I'd cross the scorching desert
​in a frilly pink tuxedo
I'd swim at a shark infested beach
lead weights tied to my testes
Then I'd gladly wear an apron
Serve tea and biscuits to your besties ...
 
Unless there's a game on
Then I'm gonna watch it
Gonna put some pizza rolls in the microwave
and you ain't gonna stop it
 
You're the cream cheese on my bagel
You're the hops in my beer
Insert your own clever food or beverage analogy right here
You're a foghorn on the darkened sea
And like Butch & Sundance in Bolivia 
you're my destiny 
 
For you
I'd jump from the stands at an NFL game
Grab the ball and spike it
and I'd stick my face in a sweaty 
sumo wrestler's butt and like it
I'd dangle from a huge construction crane
and swing there till you kissed me
I'd take a moonlight walk with OJ
Share a cabin with Ted Kaczynski
 
Unless there's a game on
Basketball or something 
I'm busting' out a Bud with Spike and Fat Boy
and you ain't saying' nothin'
'cause now there's a game on
​
GUITAR SOLO
MUSICAL INTERLUDE
 
Unless there's a game on
what could be finer?
Gonna add another pint of sweat 
into the recliner
 
Yeah unless there's a game on
Then I'm gonna watch it
Gonna put some pizza rolls in the microwave
and you ain't gonna stop it
 
Unless there's a game on, yeah
Unless there's a game on
that's the only time, the only time
​Hey, yeah
Unless there's a game on
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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