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2018-03-13
TV's Kyle The Almighty Bean 

It’s morning time and I just woke up.
I got 4 hours of sleep.
I can barely walk, I can barely think
I can barely make a peep.

I stumble over to my kitchen tripping
over all 12 cats
I grab some coffee from my freezer
Can I even manage that?

I grind up all the beans in the grinder
in which I grind my beans
And I fill up my big ol’ french press
‘cause I ain’t got no machine.

Set my timer for four minutes
and try to stay awake that long
When it goes beep-beep, it’s time to push down the thingee
but the thingee’s force is strong!

I’m such a weary man.
Can you understand?
Morning time is rough.
I push down the thingee even though it’s tough.
I pour myself a cup.
Come on, do your stuff. 
I take a little sip
But before a breath can leave my lips,

The almighty bean whispers its words to me
as it grinds into tiny powder.
But you’ll hear it exclaim combined with water and flame!
Yes it’s words got so much louder.

It’s 3PM, I’m at work somehow
I don’t remember driving.
And my inbox, it is overflowing
and there’s even more arriving.

But I’m tired again, so I take a break
so I don’t take a snooze
And I walk down to the Starbucks
in my Starbucks walking shoes.

So I get up to the counter.
And the barista’s Jimmy Shy
And he’s trying to joke around with me
But I’ve got a slow reaction time

I try to respond with word play
But my brain just won’t respond
I can’t make with the talk good
without a talk good magic wand!

I’m such a weary man.
Can you understand?
Jimmy, you’re my dude
And I hope I don’t come off as rude,
But please pour me a cup
So I can wake up
I take a little sip
But before a breath can leave my lips,

The almighty bean whispers its words to me
as it grinds into tiny powder.
But you’ll hear it exclaim combined with water and flame!
Yes it’s words got so much louder.

Oh the bubbling brew, it can do things to you.
It awakens in me a spirit!
In my body it breathes and it lets out a scream
so loud that you can’t hear it.

Red eye red rover, the bean will take over
And yes, I’ll gladly let it.
The bean takes the reins. I won’t need them again.
I’m so happy that I met it.

OHHHHHHHH.
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