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2018-04-24
The Belle Isle Rats Bowl With You 

Oh I would follow you up to the Northwest Territories
or any other place like that on the earth
Because my darling with the Judas Priest tattoo
for whatever it's worth
I've a desire that's true
 
And if you travel to the former Soviet Union
and drink chilled vodka while hanging out in Red Square
Oh my love I'll simply do what it takes to meet up with you there
'cause I just wanna bowl with you
 
and if you prove elusive I'll hire a private investigator
to help in tracking you down
If you travel down to South Africa
and enjoy a tropical drink on a beach in Cape Town
I won't stop my pursuit
 
And if you decide to charter a private Gulfstream jet
and head over to the island of Guam
I'll pack my aching heart and expensive surveillance
equipment and I'll tag along
'cause I just wanna bowl with you
 
You're beauty is so striking
Darling I've got love to spare
and I'll try to keep my mind out of the gutter
But darlin' you can set my pins up anywhere
 
That turn you made up to Reykjavik, Iceland
in the high speed luxury yacht
almost threw me off of the trail
but ah my love what you need to understand
that I will not fail
In what I have to do
 
And once I get you back here in the states and we're 
enjoying the day at the Bay City Lanes
You're completely free to go about your normal activities
after the beer frame
'cause I just wanna bowl with you
 
whistle ...
 
I just wanna bowl with you
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