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Steve Goodie Stormy Daniels 

Don’t know why she got naked with that guy, Stormy Daniels
She saw those pasty rich-boy love handles
I think I’d have to gouge my eyes

She spanked his bare, pimply, doughy derriere, poor Stormy Daniels
Turn off all the lights, blow out the candles
I think I’d still be puking all the time

When he had his way she almost overdosed on mouthwash
When he went away she took her v-j down to the carwash
Now he’s gonna pay for getting his orange rocks off
Well, he already paid, but now he’ll pay some more

Don’t know why anyone would shtup this guy, Stormy Daniels
This is the most unappetizing scandal
Since that Moscow golden-shower time
Or that “I would date that daughter of mine” line
I think it’s vomiting time
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