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2018-04-20
Holy Bongwater Me and Mike Pence 

Not everyone believes in me and Mike Pence
We say the problem is the media is always wrong
So you think the FBI will make us fear we’re not alright
We’ll fire the rest, so they can’t find out

On all TVs, it’s me and Mike Pence
And while we love to bomb,  we never do in a crowd
Check the memes made by some guys who talk about white genocide
Now let’s compare our dicks with Putin 

Me and Mike Pence
Corrupted as they come
Me and Mike Pence
Which one’s a Christian, now?
Me and Mike Pence
Corrupted as they come
Me and Mike Pence
Which one’s a Christian, now?

Despite my base, I’m not much a religious guy
As for Mikey well, he watches when the gays had come
So he thinks he can’t drink wine when in a room without his wife
His sanctity’s might be in doubt

Me and Mike Pence
Corrupted as they come
Me and Mike Pence
Which one’s a Christian, now?
Me and Mike Pence
Corrupted as they come
Me and Mike Pence
Which one’s a Christian, now?
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