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Marc Gunn Why Do You Torture Me? 

Why do you torture me? Oh why… Do you Request a song that I can't sing? Why do you torture me? Oh why… Do you wanna hear a song I can't sing? Believe me when I say that I am happy you like this song It makes me smile when you light up at the chance to sing along The problem is I read the lyrics in the studio as I recorded it I haven't played the song since then, Never thought that you'd look forward to it You ask me for a Christmas song in the middle of July What's wrong with you? Why that song? Do you want to make a grown man cry? Don't get me wrong. I'm proud I wrote it. But that was my old band. Good satire sure, but it's not a great song. You're the only one to make that demand. I'm pretty sure I know most of the lyrics to your fine song request But as I sing, I forget the punchline my eyes dart around in distress If I gonna screw up the words to a song at least let it be great Cuz the chances are I played it enough that it least I'll make it out the gate
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