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2018-05-18
Steve Goodie Cyber Sex 

Soft romantic music, wine and candlelight
We're both looking forward to making love tonight
We'll gaze into each other's eyes until the clock strikes nine
Then I'll grab my keys and rush home and log onto you online

Cause baby I just can't wait to get it on...line with you
Ever since you turned me on to cyber sex, it's true
You know all the keystrokes to tantalize my eyes
And you know I love it when you italicize

I begin our foreplay with brief communiqués
It not how long your sentence is, it's how you turn your phrase
When your encrypted euphemisms flash across my screen
I send you an emoji and I reboot my machine

Hey, baby I just can't wait to get it online with you
No one types an instant message quite the way you do
Send me pictures, don't be shy, and I will sext you too
I can't wait to show you what my you-know-what can do

When we start abbreviating there's no turning back
OMG you're such an acronym-pho-maniac

Sometimes for variety, to give you what you want
I pull down my menu and I change my font
I know how to push your buttons, baby, it's no mystery
Cause the G-Spot on your keyboard is clearly labeled "G"

Hey baby I just can't wait to get it online with you
Virtual is how I like it, even if I’m right here with you
Ain't no doubt about it, my server just won't quit
How about I megabyte you just a nano-bit

Why settle for the real thing when we can fantasize
Baby you know I love it
Baby you know I love it
Baby, you know I love it when you i-tal-i-cize
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