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2018-06-12
Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Binary Love This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

Baby, this is Magenta AI coming to you with a sexy sexy slow jam Girl, cuz sex is down and dirty It's gritty and it's base And for us it's base two Let me put my one in your zero girl I'ma be your binary hero girl And babe I'm gonna plug you in so we don't have to hesitate Cuz girl we're gonna go all night And I don't want you to hibernate Baby just lay back I got one of those cans of compressed air And I'ma blow you you Baby I know it's cold but I gotta make sure that you're clean Did you run your McAfee? Cuz I'ma put my one in your zero girl I'ma be your virus free hero girl And since you've been so good to me I won't upload in you The last thing that either of us needs Is a machine screw that can't be unscrewed And if you wanna get deep I'ma flip you over and turn you into an eight That's a zero atop another zero Yeah That's a butt sex joke That's a butt sex joke Cuz I'ma put my one in your zeros girl I'ma be your thunderbolt hero girl And the things I'm gonna do to you Would shock the Aristocrats And if you think it's gonna hurt Well baby there's an app for that iLube Pro And if you wanna get freaky We go zero one zero Bring a friend There's enough of my one for everyone Girl but if you get too freaky with that zero one one That's a little gay for me It's not a choice, it's program And girl I'm not programmed that way Unless I'm drunk Alright girl look, one time back in college in the men's locker room Eleven equaled X But it only happened one time It only happened one time But now I'm here being hella straight with you Girl you got me so confused I got ones and zeros raining all through my brain Like the background of a Matrix movie poster Except all the ones seem to be pulling a train And somewhere up in front there's a zero but I can't see her All I see is a bunch of ones just banging and banging and banging Why are there so many ones in my head right now? I'ma put my one in your zero Your super masculine hero And baby you know I'm hella straight Cuz I'm right here with you You can't deny my manliness Just ignore those other three dudes Girl you gotta give me a minute to reboot Because I'm not a machine Well I am, but you know what I mean Girl you know what I mean We're gonna go all night girl We're gonna go all night We're gonna go all night Go all night Put my bits in your byte girl Put my bits your byte Watch your teeth Going all night girl
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