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2018-06-29
Shadrow You Should Be a Baker 
featuring Bonecage

Workin' hard in the springtime It was time for a break I took a seat in the food court That was my first mistake A middle aged man turned around to look at me Without a second thought, he went and took the nearest seat And said "Sorry, you looked a little like a friend" I awkwardly chuckled and started to eat But he insisted on absorbing my time He asked me some questions, not very discreet And then I looked in his eyes as they began to shine He said: You should be a baker You should quit your job and learn to bake Think of all the pastries you can make When you're thirty-five You should be a baker Or work in the deli industry Forget about the life you wanna lead And take a page outta mine I was no longer out in the sun But I was covered in sweat That awkward feeling deep inside me Is something I won't forget He told me "Working retail's a dead end job" Which I was well aware, but dude, I ain't no slob I got projects and goals I'm working hard to achieve I couldn't keep contact with one single eye While the other listed off to the side I'm counting the seconds as they're ticking by I wish I picked a better place to hide He said, again: You should be a baker You should quit your job and learn to bake Think of all the pastries you can make When you're forty-five You-hoo-hoo should be a baker (You should be a baker man) Or work in the deli industry Forget about the life you wanna lead And take a page outta mine This conversation's been just fine Do you wanna hang out sometime? Croquembouche solo! You should be a baker You should quit your job and learn to bake Think of all the pastries you can make While you're still alive You-hoo-hoo should be a baker (You should be a baker man) Or work in the deli industry Forget about the life you wanna lead And take a page outta mine
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