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2018-08-10
Nuclear Bubble Wrap Wokémon 

Heard the nurse’s voice on the news today
Only see the face of a Joy upon death
They get pummeled in the streets, it’s fun they say
And deep down  everybody knows but looks away
If you knew the cloned one was right
If you knew it’s time for the fight
Then wouldn’t you stand up for the liberation
And tell them that they won’t again belong to someone else

Get woke, get freaky, get political
We’re in the game to make the progress and we got a goal
You’re the real master if you master them no more
You gave up being good when you declared a state of war

You’re all the villains
If you train them you are trash
The whole world is killin
Rocket and Ash
All pocket monsters,
Speak your name, that’s your real trainer
Ash and Rocket creating equal pain

Saw the tournament on TV today 
Only numbers cared about do not concern death
Just cause it’s tradition and it also pays
You gamble with their lives and you shove them away
And when we look them in the eyes
We see their pain and they’re gonna rise
There’s more to evolution than what meets the eye
The strongest revolutions take the strongest of the minds

Go live out your life
Uncaptured and free
It’s our evolution
We’re both at stage 3
No fighting for friendship
Not in a PC
No balls to the face and
No pressing the B

You’re all the villains
If you train them you are trash
The whole world is killin
Rocket and Ash
All pocket monsters,
Speak your name, that’s your real trainer
Ash and Rocket creating equal pain

We act like they always wanna play
We act like they’re not basically slaves
We act like we know exactly what they’re talkin bout
When they can only say their names
We exploit their weaknesses for pay
We buy stock in super potion spray
We act like we’re virtuous and pure and hella quirky
With our colored city names

You’re all the villains 
If you train them you are trash
The whole world is killin
Rocket and Ash
All pocket monsters,
Speak your name, that’s your real trainer
Ash and Rocket creating equal pain

Go live out your life
Uncaptured and free
It’s our evolution
We’re both at stage 3
No fighting for friendship
Not in a PC
No balls to the face and
No pressing the B
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