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2018-10-02
Lemon Demon Lifetime Achievement Award 

Die hard fans adored your hands 
They loved your throat and quote unquote "you" 
Hey, remember Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson really happened 
Delta Echo Alpha Delta, walking on the moon forever 

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) 
That's being revised! 
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs 
Synthesizing heart and soul 
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) 
Won't she be surprised! 
When we get your heart to start tomorrow 
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one 

Bro, you look amazing 
Really put together 
It's like you haven't aged a day, oh 
It's like we know what we're doing or something 

You've been gone for way too long, like half a year 
An entire career for some 
Good luck getting into Heaven if you live past 27 
Listen to the radiation put you back in circulation 

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) 
Oh, but you never died! 
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs 
Synthesizing heart and soul 
Ain't no cemetary you can't shed (Oh no) 
Ain't nowhere you can hide! 
Don't be frightened of us 
Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember 

This is your last ride ever, forever 
Fill up your lungs, feel better 
Look, it's you, good as new 
New hands, new throat, new living tissue 
You earned this new purpose 
Lifetime achievement award 

Don't be nervous baby 
We put a billion eyes back on you 
From the grave to the stage 
You're a natural, babe! 

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) 
That's being revised! 
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs 
Synthesizing heart and soul 
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) 
Won't she be surprised! 
When we get your heart to start tomorrow 
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one 
(Oh no, oh no)
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