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2018-08-21
Moneyshot Cosmonauts Sarah the Huck-a-bee 

"Huck a bee"
Or "chuck a bee"
Means toss one with ferocity.

To huck a bee,
Ironically,
Would decrease its velocity.
D’you see?

But "Huckabee,"
Politically,
'sa different insect family

Which tends to be
Reaction’ry,
E.g., the White House Secret’ry.

Singing:

La dee dee, D.J.T.
Sarah the Huck-a-bee
CNN’s the N-M-E
Says Sarah the Huck-a-bee

Could this surname Sanders be
The colonel whom Trump dreams he'll see
Each time he orders KFC?
No! She’s Sarah the Huck-a-bee

A tweet'll he do
A tweet'll she see
Sarah the Huck-a-bee
F-U, MSNBC
Says Sarah the Huck-a-bee

Must this Trump appointee-ee
To Propaganda Ministry
Mislead the press delib'rately?
And treat them juvenilely?

She treats us juvenilely.

Rudely & juvenilely.
The end.

Rudy Giuliani?

No. Rudely and juvenilely.

Oh.

Ru-dy Giu-lia-ni.

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