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Consortium Of Genius I Scream (Closed Carnival Remix) 

At last I will get what I need
After dinner, time to feed - on
Bitter chill, sticky sweet
I finished my supper and it's time to eat

I Scream - When I am all alone
I Scream - Tastes better in a cone
I Scream - The screaming never stops
I Scream - Mit chocolate sprinkles on top
I Scream!

Confronted mit uber 30 choices
Alternate directions, screaming voices
Strawberry shortcake, chocolate, lime
Too many flavors, und not enough time

I Scream - Is such a creamy treat
I Scream - Is always good to eat
I Scream - Und scream until I'm done
I Scream - Is always so much fun
I Scream!

Das pain has brought me to my knees
I ate too fast, got a brain freeze
So cold, impossible to fight
I clench my fist, take another bite, und

What more is there to do, but to... SCREAM!

Er schreit - he screams
Sie schreit - she screams
Sie schreien - they scream
Wir schreien - we scream
Ich schreie - I scream
Du schreis - you scream
Wir alle schreien - we all scream
Fur Eis Kreme - for I Scream

The most intensive taste I have ever felt
Such a bitter waste as it starts to melt
Is this real, or merely a dream?
No way to be sure, as I start to scream!
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