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2018-09-04
Lauren Mayer I'm A Jew But I Know That Ain't Christian 

To justify some frightful actions, right-wingers are liable
To make it even worse by citing verses from the Bible
With any thought at all, you’ll see their logic isn’t viable
I’m a Jew and I know that ain’t Christian

The Bible says use love to rise above all forms of knavery
So it should not be used to back abuses so unsavory
They used those words from Paul as you recall, defending slavery
I’m a Jew and I know that ain’t Christian

They claim our laws should be based on some biblical idea
But they're the same folks who are utterly disgusted by Sharia
Oh well, nothing makes sense when evangelicals are backers
of a greedy guy who cheats on wives and loves his little crackers
Just like in Two Corinthians, or was it Three?

So don't quote some ancient text becacuse  you're vexed by evolution
or blame Jesus for your sleazy LGBTQ persecution
I thought we separated church & State in the Constution
And don't you loves that as much as the Bible?
I’m a Jew and I know that ain’t Christian

Now I’m no bible expert but a few facts I'll review
In fact we've got a lot of proof that Jesus was a Jew
He lived at home til he was 33, a little odd
And of course his mother thought he was the son of God
Such a mensch - went into his father's business

Anyway, cherry pickin’ scripture is complete hypocricy
With all stuff you skipped you’re not consistent, nosirree
As familyies you've ripped apart with heartless cruelty
I’m a Jew and I know that ain’t Christian
	Honey, please, we MOTs can see thru these atrocities
	Oh I’m a Jew and I know that ain’t Christian  (oy!)
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