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Jeff Whitmire Hey There, Momoa 

Hey there, Momoa Hey there, Momoa, what have you done to my spouse, It seems that everywhere I look there’s posters of you in my house, That’s not ok, Could you leave your shirt on just one day, So she’ll look my way. Hey there, Momoa, she’s gotten so hard to appease, Now that she begs me to role play her superhero fantasies, And I can’t deny, I’m more of a Marvel kind of guy, So this doesn’t fly. Oh, it’s causing me fatigue, Keep, it in your justice league. There’s, just so much I’ll endure, When, she locks the bedroom door. (To binge) Game of Thrones some more. Hey there, Momoa, now you’ve got me in a mood, Until you came into our lives, I didn’t know she liked seafood, That was obscene, she’d let you in her net behind the scenes, Know what I mean. Hey there, Momoa, this obsessions got me down, She’s got me playing second fiddle, and if you came to our town, She’d have a shot, What do you have that I ain’t got? I’m just as hot. (No I’m not) Oh, I’d like to match your style, Say, can I bum the abs awhile. Oh, you’re making this too hard, Please, let me be her sole lifeguard. In Braven, you shot winter scenes, that worked for me because it means, You kept your clothes on for most of the flick. She knows you have Lisa Bonet, but in her dreams I think she’d say, You’re on her freebie list, so that should stick. She’d keep you in her aquarium, and take you out when she wants some, And I guess I’m forced to fantasize away, about Scarlott J (freebie list) Hey there, Momoa, It’s clear we got off to a bad start, I didn’t mean to come off wrong, And take this matter close to heart, We’re still okay, As long as you just stay away, Don’t make me whip out my buffet, To serve up Aquaman filet, With some Old Bay. Oh, I’d bribe you if I can, Let, me be her Frontier man, Oh, now don’t you hesitate, Get, your ass through a Stargate,
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