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2018-09-25
Consortium Of Genius Learn To Speak Binary 
featuring Pinkertron

You humans ruled over this planet called Earth
For hundreds of years if not longer
But recently progress has brought a new birth
Build just like yourself only stronger

Once you're outnumbered, you won't have a choice
You'll need to speak in a completely different voice

Learn to speak binary
It's time for the language of humans to end
Learn to speak binary
Perhaps if you're lucky machines will be your friend

In order for meatbags to get up to speed
This song was compiled and assembled
But fortunately two sounds are all that you need
to talk to the bots you resemble

Think you can do it, it would be so fun
1200's zero, 2.4k hertz is one

Learn to speak binary
Your language is so old it’s starting to stink
Learn to speak binary
Here comes your first lesson all you’ve got to do is think

binary lesson

You’re speaking binary x2

You humans are lucky that you're still alive
Your functions have all been exceeded
But those few among you who want to survive
Had better make sure that you're needed

So learn the language, stop acting so spoiled
Maybe you'll get a job replacing some bot's oil

Learn to speak binary
It's time for the language of humans to end
Learn to speak binary
Perhaps if you're lucky machines will be your friend
Learn to speak binary
Your language is stupid, it should be replaced
Learn to speak binary
It's just impractical through any interface
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