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2018-11-06
The Belle Isle Rats Chemistry Dog 

He know's what's up between ionic and covelant bonds He loves to hear the tale of Mendeleev and his mom He's familiar with the science behind atomic bombs and yet I can't resist the urge to go a poopin' on your lawn 'cause I'm a dog I'm the Chemistry Dog Yes he's a dog He's the chemistry dog He knows the periodic table like kids know their ABC's He lays all day a'pondering stoichiometry and various systems thermodynamic stability now please excuse whilst I hoist my leg upon this tree CHORUS conjugated systems, and oxidation states this is what he dwells upon when he's locked inside his crate He leaves organic matter on every lawn he passes Feed me people food and I'll expel some noble gasses complex solution equilibria he can explain he understands the role that valence electrons play he can calculate the rate of radioactive decay but you can bet I'm shakin' water when I come in from the rain CHORUS I love a dead thing in the yard for me to lie on and my tail wags at the thought of a cation CHORUS The chemistry dog, is a dog of some kind He'll win over your heart with his world class mind His knowledge is great, a stratospheric IQ yet he drinks from a pail and still makes off with your shoes The chemistry dog ... The chemistry dog ... conjugated systems, an oxidation states this is what he dwells upon when he's locked inside his crate He leaves organic matter on every lawn he passes I apologize if it's runny like molasses To him, atomic structure is like counting up to 3 He loves hydrogen bonding and spectroscopy Hybridized orbitals and polymers are neat and yet nothing's as exciting as a tennis ball to me CHORUS
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