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2018-11-13
Kaelin Halcrow I Need Help This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

VERSE 1 Here I am again No luck Wonder will it ever end But I'm stuck where I don't wanna be Nobody can help me So I just. gotta. breathe. *sigh* I wish you knew But no-one, knows what I go through on a daily basis so ima make a statement that'll maybe explain why my face is vacent my asshole, just won't wipe. And when I say it won't wipe, I mean, it won't wipe and I wipe so hard, I just try so hard and I cry so hard until I see stars Sitting. for hours. by myself This song is my cry for help I'm a fucking mess, it just ain't right how can I do it for so long and the paper won't go white It just doesn't make sense. I don't get it I should have never come here, I regret it but it's too late now I dug my own grave when I sat down CHORUS Been here all day I'm not okay I need help I need help On my own on my ceramic throne I need help I need help VERSE 2 What would you do in the si -uation that you're nearly finished, you think that's it then lickety split, you need another shit Do you give in, or do you commit Do you say fuck it, do you suck it back up in to your stomach with the muscles in the buttocks Or do you say fuck it and suddenly summon some trouble in the shape of a squashed chocolate muffin Either way, neither will help my day Cause I just can't keep my brown at bay I'm 2 flushes in already, in one sitting I'll need therapy when I'm done shitting To my mom, my dad, and all my friends I'm not convinced, that this will ever end so Don't get sad, don't get upset but I still have a poo that iI haven't even done yet CHORUS Been here all day I'm not okay I need help I need help On my own on my ceramic throne I need help I need help
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