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2018-10-23
Consortium Of Genius Work For Me 

Time ticks away with such wretched finiteness
What are you worth? Well apart from your life it's
About $30 of atomic debris, but your worth would increase if you're useful to me
I need some fresh blood so I'm hiring bodies
So quit your day gig and come work in my lab
The pay's very low and the work is quite odd but
I bet some real freaks will respond to my ad

Come work for me
Yes, work for me
if you work for Milo T. Pinkerton
You bequeath your life to me
Work for Milo T Pinkerton
For he is the boss you deserve
Yes it's certainly true
If he hires you too
Then he shall be the one you shall serve

Dr. Z, take this down:
Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt.
Must be prepared to work 24/7 for fascist psychopath for little or no pay.
Messy death inevitable but lab coats and deth lazers provided. No weirdos.

On second though, change that last part to 'bring your own lab coat'. We are on a tight budget here, after all!

Now here is a secret that I'll let you in on:
Your toil isn't actually what I demand
I need your obedient minds joining with me
To conquer the world I need more than two hands
That's right I admit it: your lives have a purpose
The army of followers acting as one
So join in my ranks for you'll never usurp us
You'll have neither regret nor thought when I'm done

Come work for me
Yes, work for me
if you work for Milo T. Pinkerton
You bequeath your life to me
Work for Milo T. Pinkerton
The gig filled with maximum dread
Unlike willing your body to science
You're more useful live than dead

Seek employment tonight
Seek employment for might
Seek employment for life
You're hired!
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