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Jeff Whitmire Love Song for a Fangirl 

Love Song for a Fangirl
Parody of "Surfer Girl" by the Beach Boys
New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire

You just fill me with desire
When you say, "Let's watch Empire."
You're my new hope, my Nerf Herder girl.

When you wear that gold surprise,
My light sabre starts to rise.
You're my princess, my Nerf Herder girl.

I'm the droid that you've been searching,
Feel it when we kiss.
In our bed, I'm no stormtrooper.
My shots rarely miss.

When you hold me my force flows,
You say "I love you," I say, "I know!"
I'm your jedi, my Nerf Herder girl.
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