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2018-11-09
Madison Metricula Roberts Politicians Make Shit GYNs This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

When I was a young thing Oh hey dingdorum dai When I was a young thing It opened my eyes When I was a young thing Stared down the right wing-o Politicians make shit GYNs [Chorus] They’re callous cockalorums So I diddle my dorum They’re callous cockalorums And that’s biting my tongue! We can’t just ignore ‘em We don’t want Santorum Politicians make shit GYNs A secret Todd Akin found Hey dingdorum dai A secret Todd Akin found It opened my eyes A secret Todd Akin found But we shut that whole thing down Politicians make shit GYNs Abortion we regulate Hey dingdorum dai Abortion we regulate It opened my eyes Abortion we regulate Fetuses masturbate Politicians make shit GYNs Daddy mansplained to me Hey dingodrum dai Daddy mansplained to me It opened my eyes Daddy mainsplained to me Some girls just Rape easy Politicians make shit GYNs Babies from rape won’t sprout Hey dingdorum dai Babies from rape won’t sprout Opened my eyes Babies from rape won’t sprout Rape kits will clean you out Politicians make shit GYNs Now there's old Kavanaugh Hey dingdorum dai Now there's old Kavanaugh Opened my eyes Now there's old Kavanaugh Abortion he will outlaw Politicians make shit GYNs
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