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2018-11-20
Mikey Mason Just Another Dick Joke Song This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

I thought I would be growing
Comedy would be flowing
The crowd reactions' showing
They sat there knowing I was wrong...
So this is Just Another Dick Joke Song

I thought I could be very
Cool with my commentary
Bout why gays should be married
The crowd was wary all along.
So this is Just Another Dick Joke Song

I tried to break out and speak out about the human condition
How what we think and say affect our lives,
something other than masturbation
But I was wrong...
So this is Just Another Dick Joke Song

Could tackle hypoctites,
Racists or politics,
Religious lunatics,
But all you want is DICKs,
Come ON! OK.
So here's Just Another Dick Joke Song

Another dick joke will follow complete with odd facial expressions
And Booty shaking, funny noise making, and a catch phrase
that just siphons brain cells off, until they're gone
(get 'er done)
So this is Just Another Dick Joke Song

Everybody come on (and sing it)
Just Another Dick Joke Song
Yes, sing along... This is just another dick joke song!
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