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2018-11-16
Steve Goodie I Am Terribly Important 

Drive-thru coffee, every day
Someone must make me my latte
I'm in a hurry, filler up
And put a plastic lid on that styrofoam cup

I can't wait, I gotta go
Where's my Caffe Americano
Gotta have it, make it quick
And dump a bunch of whipped cream on top of it
Ten bucks is a reasonable price
Cause I am terribly important

I could have made my own lunch today
But I'm much much much much too lazy
I have a card that I like to swipe
From behind the wheel get my order right dammit
I swipe left and I swipe right
For food and women late at night

I need more, can't get enough
Gotta stuff my face, and get my rocks off
Gotta have it, make it quick
Cause I'm entitled to all of it

Give it to me
Ship it to me
Sell it to me
It's all about me

Hand it to me
Send it to me
It's intended for me
Descended to me

I'm an American
I just want everything
Make it shiny
I deserve every damn thing

Drive-thru pharmacy, drive-thru beer
Drive-thru cure for cauliflower ear
Drive-thru lawyer, drive-thru bank
And something else, I have just now drawn a blank
Drive-thru shrink and drive-thru sex
Well maybe not, but it's coming next
Drive-thru pizza, drive-thru hair
Drive-thru naughty underwear

I can't wait, I must have
All the things just to look at
Gotta have what they've got
Cause I'm so special, or else I'm not
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