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Regdar and the Fighters Mall Goth Cop 

Nobody shoplifts my favorite black lipstick on my watch
And nobody sets the PA playing preppy teen pop
And nobody turns the fluorescent lights on too bright
Or I'll burn it to the ground

Mall goth cop; they don’t pay me to run
Mall goth cop; or dress in bright colors
Mall goth cop; justice isn't fun
But it must be done by the mall goth cop

They gave me a glowstick, and they told me to keep order
Keep kids out of trouble from the Crowley's to the Border
Call the CoS if I get in over my head
Or just burn it to the ground

Mall goth cop; I don’t carry a gun
Mall goth cop; I smolder with fasion
Mall goth cop; my makeup's set to stun
They will fall to the mall goth cop

It's hard to hate your dad when he's Euronymous
And all the other kids think he's so cool
Keep your head down try to stay anonymous
But I'd rather burn down my Sunday school

Mall goth cop; this black cape weighs a ton
Mall goth cop; that's why I ride a Segway
Mall goth cop; I need a Cinnabon
For the strength of the mall goth cop

Mall goth cop; I don't go in the sun
Mall goth cop; dispensing indoor justice
Mall goth cop; your evil days are done
You’ll answer to the mall goth cop
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