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2007-04-10
Power Salad Laser Ablation 

They put a catheter way up my vein
No anesthetic, just a little pain, but
Could feel it snakin' up inside my leg
Let's get this over with, do I have to beg?

It's the latest sensation
It's a laser ablation
Stops the skin irritation
And the blood 'explosations'

They gave me Xanax so I'm feeling fine
No different than a glass of good white wine
My leg is slathered up with Betadine
There's veins of gold waiting down in the mine

It's the latest sensation
It's a laser ablation
Stops the skin irritation

Up up up we go - major saphenous
Where she stops, the ultrasound shows - minor saphenous
Kinda like diving for coins
Except I've got a light inside my leg 2 inches from my groin!

They turn the light on and it shows through my skin
Much quicker coming out than on the way in
Now there's a cookout in the doctor's O.R.
My vein's the main course, and I'm the star!

It's the latest sensation
It's a laser ablation
Stops the skin irritation
And the blood 'explosations'

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