i signed up specifically to tell you that you have no talent, sound like a dying cat, are not funny and that no one would ever buy your cd
2008-12-08
davidtanny
majorb, that's a great song and a great parody. Too bad you don't know what parody of talent is.
2008-12-08
majorb
okay, i'll trust the opinion of davidtanny (FuMP user) that I am completely wrong about the artistic merits of David Tanny (terrible unfunny "musician") instead of the musical holocaust coming out of my speakers.
2008-12-08
davidtanny
If you want the musical holocaust, listen to any of Ryan Seacrest's radio and TV shows. What passes for talent today is suitable only for chicks.
2008-12-08
majorb
ryan seacrest can sing
2008-12-08
majorb
you cant
2008-12-08
majorb
QED ryan seacrest is more talented than you
2008-12-08
davidtanny
You must have no life.
2008-12-08
majorb
ice burn bro, how long did it take you to come up with that. must be pretty sweet having a life and all, i mean a musician with as much talent as you- not to mention having a PROFESSIONALLY MANUFACTURED (!!!) compact disc- all the chicks must be throwin' themselves at your feet.
you must be a hit at parties. your friends ever see you do your karaoke?
2008-12-08
davidtanny
BTW: nobody with a penis could stand to listen to today's contemporary hit radio.
2008-12-08
davidtanny
BTW: nobody with a penis could stand to listen to today's contemporary hit radio.
2008-12-08
weirdojace
oh man this is pretty funny i'm gonna do what any respectable comedy artist would do and write a song all about this situation that only people who listen to comedy music would understand even though that's only 1.3% of the population
2008-12-08
davidtanny
Go ahead. I got some material for my sandiegoradionews.com blog tomorrow.
2008-12-08
majorb
oh how cute, you're changing the subject.
while i'm here can you explain the humor in this song? it's just making references to other songs and genres. i mean, if it's a homage to your favorite genre of music that's fine (except for the part about not being able to sing and using a bad instrumental that sounds like a midi), but this is a site for comedy music and the fact that you made a parody doesn't automatically make this a comedy song.
2008-12-08
majorb
woah somehow you two got words in edgewise, this internet web 3.0 stuff is way outta my league
2008-12-08
majorb
hahahahahaha. David Tanny: bad musician, bad troll, and now he's even a bit sexist. classy, bro. http://themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=3681
2008-12-08
Derwood Bowen
Wow... interesting to see someone argue against someone who decides to take time to tell someone they suck. I've had some people send me a message just to tell me I suck and should just give up. I just ignored them, I really don't see the point in arguing with them. But hey, I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do here. Anyways, I think anyone who likes what they do should not give up, and no matter what someone says about your music, I think you should keep doing what you're doing.
2008-12-08
majorb
hey wassup derwood, I was expecting to have to wait for you to post a song before I got the chance to skewer you but it looks like Christmas came early so here it goes: you suck, are not funny, are a terrible vocalist, have no musical talent whatsoever, rely on crappy midis and somehow expect people to be dumb and tasteless enough to buy your cds. and you haven't shown improvement over time. how does it feel being one of the worst artists in the world- one that makes david tanny look almost listenable in the process?
i don't really listen to CHR and i'm definitely not a chick but i'm really glad we had this discussion.
now please stop posting your music here.
2008-12-08
majorb
also no one wants to read your blog
2008-12-08
davidtanny
Uh, no. Just submitted another one just now.
2008-12-08
budsharpe
You are the voice of this generation of this decade.
2008-12-09
weirdojace
And DT has the voice of an angel.
2008-12-09
Derwood Bowen
Normally, I try to avoid pointless arguments like this, but I just wanna make this one point. To majorb... no one is forcing you to listen to these songs. And I guarantee you both of us have at least enough fans that we are both still inspired to keep making music. And one person's opinion isn't going to make either of us stop posting songs on the Sideshow. The Sideshow's purpose is for people who want to share their music, and that's what we are doing. By the same token, though, you are entitled to your opinions of us, and I understand that. But asking someone to stop sharing their music with people just because you don't like it is a bit overboard.
2008-12-09
madmanOTL
I once was told that having a lot of comments for a song would make a person more likely to listen to it. I did not believe that until now.
I have learned it is best to not leave a comment about a song unless it is positive.
2008-12-10
DJ Particle
Sometimes it's the thought in the song that counts. Personaly I like the tribute to the genre represented here. Granted it's not up to the same production standards as "Sign of a True D Fan" or "Dementia Revolution" or "Everything's A Song", but it's still good to hear another genre tribute. Forget the flame war above. WE ARE DEMENTIA! HEAR US ROAR!
2008-12-10
davidtanny
The next sideshow posting will be my last. Not because of majorb, but because this site has gotten too snobby. I'll save my money for Alicia Keys CDs.
2008-12-10
dino-mike
I love Alicia Keys! I heard her on Ryan Seacrest's show a few months ago.
2008-12-10
davidtanny
songs deleted by artist
2008-12-10
STrRedWolf
Crap. Thanks alot, majorb. I liked David Tanny's music because I can't stand most of the crap that's on the radio right now. Now you've gone and killed a rising artist's hopes and dreams. What do you have to say for yourself?
2008-12-10
majorb
"hell yeah, i'm awesome." in all seriousness though, you- uh, i mean tanny, not you (because you couldn't possibly be tanny)- was pretty talentless and full of himself and when criticized managed to look like a sexist pig with a warped ego. i will say that i apologize to derwood bowen, because although i don't think music is the right vocation for him, he kept calm and polite while i said some very nasty things to him and i respect him for that.
2008-12-11
artpaul
I actually thought the lyrics weren't that bad and have suggested at the www.themadmusicarchive.com site that David make the lyrics available for others to possiblely record.
I think this song is a good tribute to Demented music.
Unfortunately I think they are calling me a troll because I suggested that David's vocals weren't that great and I thought the song could use better vocals.
About posting songs to the fump sideshow I think it is a nice previous and if I had anything up to the quality that the fump requires I would have summitted them.
But currently I can mostly only record through the phone and last year when I did that Tim P Ryan made a big deal about it.
Thanks to everyone that gave me good comments about I Can Tell You shop at Hot Topic.
And David if your reading this I think you are making a mountain out of an anthill but whatever it takes to get your music noticed.
I'm not planning on buying Yes Parking Anytime but I did hear I'm Doing Nothing for Christmas 2008 Mix just Talking on The Kahn Man's Comedy Corner and I kind of like it.
I hope David you understand that even though you said you were banning my music from the Comedy Zone I am not going to stop listening to your music and if I hear one I like I will say I like it but if I don't like you vocals on a certain song like this one I will also be honest and say that too.
You can't make people like your music by getting mad at them and banning their music.
A true friend tells you the truth but a fair weather friend says they like it even if they don't.
Which would you rather have the truth or a bunch of yes people saying it's great even though they don't like it ?
2009-12-12
oddaustin
I think Tanny is obviously the voice and immortal deity of dementia music, just like Kanye West is to hip-hop, but here's an interesting review of David Tanny I found on last.fm: davidtanny tagged David Tanny with ‘dementia genius’. I think a WTF is in order.
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