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2007-11-21
Rick Cormier Shopping With a Weapon in My Hand 
I wrote this after reading one of the many news stories about people fighting while Christmas shopping. Yeah, I call it Christmas. You got a problem with that?

Comments:
2007-11-21 ProjectSisyphus
Bravo, Rick! My favorite of yours yet, love the dialog and SFX in the middle.
2007-11-21 devospice
Very funny! Nicely done!
2007-11-21 Spaff.com
I'm glad you brought this classic to the FuMP, Rick. It's one of my faves of yours.
2007-11-22 peterfump9
Great song and timing!
2007-11-22 rick cormier
Thanks for giving it a listen. I was the Popeye and Bluto voices but, not the walrus. If any of you are registered on SoundClick, it's in a holiday song contest there and, a good rating would sure help. It's gotten to round 2, leaving 250 songs out of 1,300.
2007-11-24 JonnySpazzbourne
"See you at the mall?" Not if yuo're going to be like that, Richard! At any rate, a good holiday satire--as in "I'm sa-tired of holiday shoppin'." I give you 5 stars..for your Christmas tree.
2007-11-25 badavecom
Sorry that I didn't leave my comment right away Rick. . .This has always been my personal favorite by you, and I think it rivals Robert Lund's recordings. . .I will vote for it for the Dementia Top 20
2007-11-25 djseamus
Ahh yes, Black Friday: The day when young and old American's hearts alike turn to thoughts of the last Tickle-Me-Elmo doll and rage. You've captured quite a cherished holiday tradition well here, Rick. Great work!
2007-11-25 NakedBrainStudios
nice.. so nice...
2007-11-26 rick cormier
Thanks to ProjectSisyphus, devospice, Spaff.com, Peter, Jonny, Dave, djseamus and NakedBrainStudios for listening and commenting.
2007-11-26 djseamus
So where's this walrus you're talkin' about, Rick? I don't hear anything that sounds like that.
2007-11-27 rick cormier
Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts.
2007-11-27 rick cormier
Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts.
2007-11-27 rick cormier
Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts.
2007-11-27 rick cormier
Oops!
2007-11-27 JonnySpazzbourne
Rick, your triple comment was so funny
2007-11-27 JonnySpazzbourne
Rick, your triple comment was so funny
2007-11-27 JonnySpazzbourne
Rick, your triple comment was so funny
2007-11-27 JonnySpazzbourne
No, I'm not mocking you.
2007-11-27 rick cormier
That's OK, Jonny. Quite by accident, I've figured out how to get more comments around here. :-)
2007-11-28 djseamus
rick cormier wrote: "Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts". Ahhh...so it's the incredible, invisbible, Christmas walrus. I see....or rather, don't see. Well, walrus or not, this song is gonna get some air-time on "Shillelagh Safari" this holiday season. Thanks for writing it, Rick!
2007-11-28 djseamus
rick cormier wrote: "Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts". Ahhh...so it's the incredible, invisbible, Christmas walrus. I see....or rather, don't see. Well, walrus or not, this song is gonna get some air-time on "Shillelagh Safari" this holiday season. Thanks for writing it, Rick!
2007-11-28 djseamus
rick cormier wrote: "Oh, the walrus is there but, he didn't have any vocal parts". Ahhh...so it's the incredible, invisbible, Christmas walrus. I see....or rather, don't see. Well, walrus or not, this song is gonna get some air-time on "Shillelagh Safari" this holiday season. Thanks for writing it, Rick!
2007-11-28 djseamus
It was an accident, I swear... the walrus made me do it!
2007-11-28 rick cormier
Play away DJ :-)
2007-11-29 filkertom
This is really frickin' great.
2007-12-02 EMC
AMAZING STUFF! A true classic!
2007-12-02 rick cormier
Thank you filkertom and EMC. :-)
2007-12-07 chewy's brother
So many times. So many times. There have been so many times that I've wanted to do that. Sometimes I think, wouldn't this be easier if I could just hurt people? Now, There's a song about it!!! makes me very happy. :D
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