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Below Average Dave

About Below Average Dave

Yeah, I'm Below Average Dave. I do this as a hobby, not as a profession. If you don't expect too much out of me--you probably won't be let down. I'm not perfect, are you? Have a little fun, and try and enjoy life while I make fun of myself, and if you don't like me or my stuff. . .I swear the 8-ball made me sing it. Current Parody Clock: 103

For more information on Below Average Dave please visit the artist's web site at: http://www.badave.com

2011-08-06 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Careless Hook Ups 2011 Edit
2011-06-19 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave I Was Drunk Late One Night Now I'm Daddy 2011 Edit
2010-12-26 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Jock Itch 2010 Extra Sore Mix
2010-12-06 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Wind Beneath my Butt 2010 Extra Gross Mix
2010-11-25 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Bowl It 2010 Extra Gutter Mix
2010-11-21 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Smelt You the Bus Line 2010 Extra Dirty Mix
2010-11-17 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave I'm Tasteless
2010-11-13 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Mix Two Chemicals 2010 Extra Acid Mix
2010-11-07 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave Gas Price War
2010-10-28 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave That's My Breast Man
2010-10-16 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Pawn Shop
2010-09-29 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave David's Got Plauqe
2010-09-15 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Weenie on a Hot Bun 2010 Extra Mayonnaise Mix
2010-09-05 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Getting Down to the Wire
2010-08-28 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave South Park 2010 Extra Animated Mix
2010-08-22 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Pps Dpndncy 2010 Extra Caffiene Mix
2010-08-18 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave I'm Really Cheap
2010-08-15 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Bad Neighbors
2010-08-08 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Ice Cream Addict
2010-08-01 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Tick Tock
2010-06-24 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave I'll Drink the Slim Fast
2010-06-10 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave I Am So Lazy
2010-06-05 (8 comments)
Below Average Dave This song contains topics that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.  Squeamish people should not listen to this song. This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive.

I want to hear this song.
2009-12-21 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave featuring The Covered Peters Got Clothes Today
2009-12-10 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Psychology
2009-11-30 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Yahoo
2009-11-26 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Rainbow
2009-11-21 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave Every Call I Make
2009-09-16 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Dropped on the Center Stage
2009-08-10 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave I Am A Very Lazy Useless Selfish Individual
2009-07-29 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave Bowl It
2009-07-22 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Alcohol Mixology
2009-07-13 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Anybody Seen My Dickies
2009-07-08 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Mike An MJ Tribute
2009-07-04 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Bigger Chest
2009-06-24 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave Wife's Secret Tale This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2009-06-20 (5 comments)
Below Average Dave Magic Man
2009-06-15 (8 comments)
Below Average Dave I Verbed a Noun
2009-05-24 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Chubilicious
2009-05-14 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave This song contains topics that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.  Squeamish people should not listen to this song. This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive.

I want to hear this song.
2009-04-30 (15 comments)
Below Average Dave Weenie on a Hot Bun
2008-11-17 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave The Slice is Mine
2008-11-09 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Full of Himself Rhapsody
2008-10-11 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Stand On Me
2008-09-27 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Twinkie King
2008-09-20 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave Text Messaging Ain't Right
2008-09-14 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave Tire Muncher
2008-09-07 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Squeal Good AAAAAAAAHHH
2008-09-04 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave I've Had Enough of Your Shtick Babe
2008-08-31 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Everything He Flaunts
2008-08-18 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Careless Hook Ups This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2008-08-11 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Beat You in the Fight
2008-07-30 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Gluttonous Guy
2008-07-17 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave It's the News
2008-07-10 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Shake It Up or It Will Taste Bland
2008-07-02 (7 comments)
Below Average Dave Pps Dpndncy
2008-06-21 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave South Park
2008-06-14 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave I Was Drunk, Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy
2008-06-09 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave Crazy Love for Splinters
2008-05-31 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave Clear
2008-05-24 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless
2008-05-17 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Gothic Tension
2008-05-10 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave Ken's Revenge
2008-05-03 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Pool Boy Prophet
2008-04-24 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Churnalicious
2008-04-10 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Broken
2008-03-27 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave Bluberina
2008-03-17 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave Smelt You on the Bus Line
2008-03-08 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Every Sunday
2008-03-03 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave Dime in My Wife
2008-02-23 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes
2008-01-24 (4 comments)
Below Average Dave Mix Two Chemicals
2008-01-14 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Dance Dance Revolution
2008-01-07 (2 comments)
Below Average Dave Crazy for Chips
2007-12-12 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave Dare
2007-12-10 (3 comments)
Below Average Dave The Quack
2007-11-15 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) Everybody's Rude
2007-11-05 (7 comments)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) Brainless on This Write
2007-10-25 (1 comment)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) B.A.D. Disgrace
2007-10-11 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave Don't Touch My Mohawk
2007-09-30 (0 comments)
Below Average Dave Call Before Hang-Overs
2007-09-23 (5 comments)
Below Average Dave Antarctican Terrorists
2007-09-20 (6 comments)
Below Average Dave That's My Cooking
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