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2014-07-19
Derwood Bowen American Grocery Store Shopper [New Version]

I only have 13 items, why can't I use the express?
Who let this bottle fall on the floor, look at this mess!
Some kid grabbed a can off the shelf and then threw it at me,
I think this stupid store needs some better security!

I'm the customer, so I should be treated with royalty!
But you act like you don't understand that reality!
If you delay me 2 seconds, I'll be late for my therapist!
And after that, you can tell, I am really gonna be...
DISGUSTED!

As much as Miley hates Disney, I hate the word no!
Don't tell me something can't be done or I'll tell you where to go!
I have a right to get my food, with less than zero interference
Even the slightest malfunction, buddy you won't be last to hear it!

I'm the customer, so I should be treated with royalty!
But you act like you don't understand that reality!
If you delay me 2 seconds, I'll be late for my therapist!
And after that, you can tell, I am really gonna be...
DISGUSTED!
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