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Halfshell Hero Star Trek Fan

Starfleet, uniform
A signed photograph of Michael Dorn
Tricorder, at my side
Wore black when Roddenberry die-yie-yied!
They run away just as fast as they can
Cause ev'ry girl's frightened of a Star Trek Fan

Bowl cut, pointed ears
Been speakin Klingon for eleven years
A Com link, Fed pin
I'm steppin out to a convention again
I surf the Internet as much as I can
'Cause that's the place you'll find Star Trek Fans

The episodes, I memorized
I call my car, Starship Enterprise
My dates, don't seem to work
Maybe I act too much...like Captain Kiiiirk
I guess that I should get a different plan
I don't have a life cause I'm a Star Trek Fan

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