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| Below Average Dave | I Was Drunk Late One Night Now I'm Daddy 2011 Edit |  |
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Oh great, I just saw her gut shake Gaining weight I'll go insane One night stand is calling late I guess I can't complain, Even though I'm concerned I planted my seed, didn't want to succeed Plead it isn't mine, plead, test, woah, Mine, doh! dreaming 'bout that screaming She's up late tonight, scared, right Mother and her brother, say that I had best love her While her father wants to smother me all out of spite Suffer as I'm freaking as I worry from the fury I'm creeped out at best Dreaming dreams, Mind is rattled, pumped, weathered, popped I am on a drink binge. . . .wine . . . .gin, Pop flow, help my woes, Obligation, little troops They made it through, Fear itself, on the shelf I cannot breast feed, That much we've agreed She says get a pastor, Now I patter This ain't right, might you think about it, talk about it, Big bite, light Sprite Each and every night My one night stand has told me she's pregnant My one night stand has told me she's pregnant My one night stand has told me she's pregnant hope it's not mine See the doc, been 8 hours, I'm distraught, son or daughter Scream cuss words, absurd, Said things I'd never heard Kinda just like she transformed, She's yearning an ending Yes, we did procreate, Through it all she was irate Breathe a little, Scream a little, push out, push out Hear you squeal: Thrust, thrust, Look though, Oh wow look dear, Head's here, Looking dazed and I cheer A sudden rush, a sudden rush, a sudden rush of highs Whatsername is smiling, Whatsername is holding it and so am I My one night stand gave birth to a baby My one night stand gave birth to a baby My one night stand gave birth to a baby (Guess my fears were overblown) and he is mine he is mine I think she may give birth to another (Oh, just look she's having more) Oh my God, my son may have a brother (Oh, just look she's having more) Sure enough here he comes, back to labor (This will make a lot of chores) and they're both mine? Oh what a sight, This isn't right The ultrasound must have lied Babys dropping out her hide, Pop out two, done right? David Junior, Next was Nate then Amy came Once you started, No breaks, Gonna need more rooms So chaotic, need narcotics, What a wreck, . . . Done? . . . Done. . .Oy! **Going on in the background** (She keeps on popping out more) **Actual Lyrics to my song** My one night stand gave birth to some triplets My one night stand gave birth to some triplets My one night stand gave birth to some triplets and I need wine We are now up to four, that's quadruplets We are now up to four, that's quadruplets We are now up to four, that's quadruplets oh I'm not fine Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets I've lost my mind I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy Hey what's her name? |
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