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Welcome to 2023! Hopefully this year will be an improvement over the last few. We're off to a good start with The FuMP Volume 97 which features new songs by the great Luke Ski, Ookla the Mok, Insane Ian and more!
In this collection The Belle Isle Rats develop a time traveling zamboni, Joe J Thomas serenades Popeye, and Devo Spice turns 50.
Plus, this album features the FuMP debuts of Howie Newman and YerDad!
This album also features a video of Devo Spice performing songs at karaoke for his acting class, and cover art by Kendra Shepherd.
The FuMP finishes out 2022 with a new compilation filled with zombies, hobbits, and Christmas.
Zoltan and the Fortune Tellers sing about "Rasputin's Dick." Joe J Thomas sings about everyone's favorite insurance company mascot with "It's a Gecko." And Robbie Ellis sings about his audience with "Pandering to Nerds (The Con Song)."
This album features the FuMP debut of Bob Lazzar-Atwood, Alligator Jackson, Adam Kennedy and his Creative Commonaires, and Gail Gallagher, plus the first new song by Kobi LaCroix in a decade.
Plus, this album includes a video of Insane Ian performing Robbie Ellis' song "Pandering to Nerds (The Con Song)" at Robbie's album release show.
Once again we are happy to present our favorite tracks of the year. The FuMP Presents Our Best Comedy Songs of 2021 As Chosen by the Artists in No Particular Order features our top 10 tracks as voted by the artists, plus a special bonus track that we had to include just because. Best of all, it's free! So download and enjoy!
The world’s longest-running fandom convention comedy music concert series is almost here again! Announcing the MARSCON 2023 COMEDY MUSIC TRACK!
MarsCon 2023 Music Guest of Honor: BONNIE GORDON
Performing at MarsCon for the first time:
ROBBIE ELLIS (our 2021 Virtual MarsCon Music Guest of Honor in person!)
KLINGON POP WARRIOR
From Needlejuice Records:
NUCLEAR BUBBLE WRAP
THE ODD DITTIES
REGDAR AND THE FIGHTERS
And returning favorites:
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
TV’S KYLE & LINDZILLA
As well as these events:
– TABLE 27, selling CDs and merch by all our performers!
– THE SPACE ODDITY MUSIC CLUB & BREW PUB
hosted by Beth Kinderman, Dave Stagner & friends on the Room Party floor!
– THE “DUMB PARODY IDEAS” CONTEST!
– THE COMEDY MUSIC SMACKDOWN CONCERT
closing out the weekend with all the remaining acts performing funny music covers!
March 10th, 11th, & 12th, 2023
Hilton Minneapolis/St Paul Mall of America – Bloomington, MN
Comedy Music Track website: http://marsconcomedy.com
Main Convention website: https://marscon.org/2023/index.php
Weekend Badges are $55 through January 31st, after that they will be $70 at the door.
Hotel Room Block details are at https://marscon.org/2023/hotel.php.
THE MARSCON 2023 COMEDY MUSIC TRACK FUND RAISER MP3 ALBUM!
Nearly 4 hours of live concert excerpts from MarsCon 2022, only $30!
Track list & purchase link: https://marsconcomedy.wordpress.com/shop
Past year’s Fundraisers can also be purchased at
Initial Goal: $1,333.90
1st Stretch Goal: an additional $533.56
2nd Stretch Goal: an additional $170.00
Total mount currently raised: $0.00
“TABLE 27” VOLUNTEERS WANTED!
If you would be willing to help our Jered Perez and his staff by manning the MarsCon Comedy Music Track merch table located just outside the open doors of the Main Stage room for some amount of time during the concerts on Friday Night, and/or Saturday afternoon, and/or Sunday afternoon, we’ll give you a COMPED WEEKEND BADGE, saving you $55 (or $70)! If you are interested, please email firstname.lastname@example.org as soon as possible. Thank you.
Thank you all for your support, and I hope to see all of you in the audience at MarsCon!
~ Luke Ski,
Chair of the MarsCon Comedy Music Track
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