Oh boy. Trying to be funny about teen pregnancy and sexual assault... why do I even?
This song came about in the 1990s, when we thought this sort of thing was funny. My buddies Chris and Ty actually wrote most of it, and then allowed me to pilfer it for the stage. It killed. Back then.
Now? You be the judge. Cause if there's one thing the internet is good for, it's judgment.
Music: Jim Croce
Words: Chris Smith, Ty Hager, and SG
Guitars, bass, drums, piano, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Special guests: Todd Akin, Barack Obama, and Tweeto The Clown
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The organizers of FuMPFest wish to issue an apology to Laser for a remark that was made on stage during the Dementia Smackdown Wrestling event. One of the co-hosts, while providing running commentary, misgendered Laser more than once. He then attempted to make a self-deprecating joke about his inability to use the correct pronoun. That joke was inappropriate, insensitive, and came across in such a way as to make Laser the target of the joke, rather than himself as he had intended. He knew immediately it had backfired, but by then it was too late. We at the FuMP take full responsibility for this and we are very sorry this happened. We are taking steps to ensure it won't happen again. The commentator is very upset about his own behavior in this situation and has already privately apologized to Laser. Please be assured that FuMPFest and its organizers fully support the non-binary and transgender communities and would never do anything intentionally to cause anyone any harm. We try our best to make our events safe and inviting to all individuals. We are far from perfect, but we are doing our best. While this does not excuse our actions or the actions of the commentator, we hope that this will at least show we want to make things right, and we deeply apologize for any harm this may have caused our guest of honor and attendees.
The FuMP is proud to release our 75th compilation album, featuring all the songs posted during May and June of 2019, plus a live video of a concert performance by Devo Spice.
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The FuMPFest 2018 2-CD compilation is now available in the store. This compilation features recordings from last year's event, including live music and a lot of the weird stuff that happened in between.
This compilation features recordings by The Four Postmen, Bill Larkin, The Library Bards and all of our other great guests. It is being sold as a fund raiser to help offset the costs of this year's event. Please pick up your copy today!
Kyle A. Carrozza aka TV's Kyle (creator of Cartoon Network’s Mighty Magiswords) is releasing his latest, most ambitious studio album of catchy pop-rock: Commodore Touchdown on Needlejuice Records. Vinyl/CD/Cassette are now available on Kickstarter.
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