I did a raffle for a song I would create for a patron based on anything they wanted the topic to be about and I was extremely surprised when it turned out to be this: "My Uncle Tom crapped his pants flying kites with the family. He thought it was just a toot but misjudged. Oh, and he’s got a fake leg. Make magic!" I asked for a bit more information and this was the next part: "He had to sit in it and drive home. Not the first time he crapped his pants. We were flying kites at an elementary school. He’s not embarrassed at all by it and almost seems proud of the whole thing." And after that I saw where this song would go. Here it is and thanks all for being patrons! At any point if you want to switch to another tier or anything I completely understand and have no ill feelings toward you. I truly appreciate the support! It's more helpful than you could ever know.
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The FuMPFest 2018 2-CD compilation is now available in the store. This compilation features recordings from last year's event, including live music and a lot of the weird stuff that happened in between.
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The FuMP Volume 74 is now available, featuring all the songs from March and April of 2019, plus an exclusive video interview with Michael William Hunter. Go get it!
This fantastic compilation features songs by The Doubleclicks, Bad Beth and Beyond, Lauren Mayer, Meri Amber, Carrie Dahlby, Reformed Whores, and more! Plus fantastic artwork by Lindsay "Linzilla" Smith.
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