Stuck in your house due to a global pandemic?
Don't want to leave, but really craving a buttload of burritos from Taco Bell?
Then pick up your phone and use one of the dozens of food delivery apps to have someone else bring it to you!
I've been driving for one of them for the past year, which ultimately has made me feel a bit like Fry from Futurama. So...I made a song about it! Pair this with Luke Ski's "Drivin' For Lyft" for the ultimate gig economy double feature!
Beat by Mozart von Robot.
Mixing and mastering by Ben Stahl.
(Note: This song was released in February on my Patreon. If you want to hear these songs early and help me make new ones, consider joining!
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Hear more funny songs in our archive!
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The FuMP turns 85! Sort of! Our 85th compilation is now available as we close the ever-narrowing gap between us and that stupid NOW series of music. This compilation includes all the songs posted to The FuMP during January and February of 2021 including the hit song from the Dr. Demento Show "Peed in My Pants" by Knuckleheadz. Click here to pick up your copy!
Luke Ski has been keeping track of comedy-music releases over the years and it occurred to us this might be something that our fans could benefit from. So we have made a special version of the spreadsheet and published it online. You can view it here. The link is also in the blue column on the right under the FuMPFest link.
We filled out all of the 2020 releases we know about and have kept up with 2021. Time permitting we will go back and fill in previous years. Please send any submissions or corrections to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Featuring our Music Guest Of Honor ROBBIE ELLIS!
Also performing: AMY ENGELHARDT, BETH KINDERMAN, DEVO SPICE, IL NEIGE, INSANE IAN, THE GREAT LUKE SKI, TOM SMITH, THROWING TOASTERS, TV’S KYLE & LINDZILLA, WORM QUARTET, and an ‘Ask Me Anything’ interview with OOKLA THE MOK!
Also, joining us for a Virtual Q&A:
JON “BERMUDA” SCHWARTZ!
Drummer of “Weird Al” Yankovic‘s band for over 40 years, and author of the new book “BLACK & WHITE & WEIRD ALL OVER: The Lost Photographs Of “Weird Al” Yankovic ’83-’86”
The MarsCon 2021 Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser MP3 album is here!
4 hours of concert excerpts from MarsCon 2020 for $30!
With performances by Lauren Mayer, Kornflake and Jacob, Mikey Mason, Devo Spice, Marc With a C, Michael William Hunter, Il Neige, TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla, the great Luke Ski, Karl Brown, Brett Glass, Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters, Dave Stagner, Versatile Fluff, Alexann Rasey, & Carrie Dahlby!
Help support the Track by buying it today over at https://marsconcomedy.wordpress.com/shop/
I made a 30 MINUTE FREE PREVIEW of the FUND RAISER MP3 ALBUM with highlights from MarsCon 2020's track, which you can listen to and download here:
PLEASE HELP US PROMOTE THE VIRTUAL MARSCON 2021 COMEDY MUSIC TRACK!
If you have a podcast, here is an AUDIO PROMO you can play on your show:
We’ve also made a VIDEO PROMO which we’ve put on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and TikTok, so please SHARE IT ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA so we can try to get as big as audience as possible for our FREE 3-DAY ONLINE EVENT!!!
The FuMP Volume 84 collects all the songs we posted during November and December of 2020, and ends with a special bonus alternate version of "In the Year 2020" by Drew Jacobs!
This album features the FuMP debuts of D.C. and Co. who sings about things you can't do in a kayak, and Nurserached, who sings about the end of his opera career, which makes sense now that he's posting songs to The FuMP. This album also features the return of some old favorites including Raymond and Scum, Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction, and MEGATHRUSTER.
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