I had a tier on my Indiegogo that allowed backers to pick any song and topic and I would write a parody. TV's Kyle was one of those backers and gave me the following criteria: do a parody of "Billie Jean" called "Jelly Beans, Don't Make Good Lovers."
It ended up being a really fun song to write and I got to sneak a lot of cool references in!
Parody of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire, from an idea by TV's Kyle
Music, mix, and master by Austin Ash Lemon
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2019 was the 10 year anniversary of comedy band Ninja Sex Party, so now there's a Kickstarter to help make a tribute album for the band! Featuring FuMP acts Devo Spice, Insane Ian, TV's Kyle, Smashy Claw, Jeff Whitmire, Bonecage, Ross Childs, Scooter Picnic, and Jake Dewar, as well as featured geek rock acts such as Kirby Krackle, Dan Vasc feat. Victor the Guitar Nerd, Short Shorts, Cam3 of Wreck the System, and many more! Check out the Kickstarter at tinyurl.com/NSPtribute now and help this fan project come to life!
We are proud to present our favorite FuMP songs of 2019 as a free download. If you missed a few songs this year or want to introduce someone to the wonders of The FuMP grab this free download.
Or listen on Spotify! From January 3rd thru the 9th these songs will be available on our Funny Music Fridays playlist on Spotify. Click here to listen.
The world's longest-running fandom convention comedy music concert series is almost here again! Announcing the MARSCON 2020 DEMENTIA TRACK!
Music Guest Of Honor: LAUREN MAYER
First time performer at MarsCon:
First time getting a 30-minute concert at MarsCon:
MICHAEL WILLIAM HUNTER
And returning favorites:
MARC WITH A C
TV’S KYLE & LINZILLA
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
BETH KINDERMAN AND THE PLAYER CHARACTERS
As well as these events:
- DEMENTIA SMACKDOWN WRESTLING
with Commissioner J.P. Tuesday & Duke "Flyboy" DuJour!
- DEMENTIA WATER AEROBICS with Kornflake!
- TABLE 27, selling CDs and merch by all our performers!
- THE SPACE ODDITY MUSIC CLUB & BREW PUB
hosted by Beth Kinderman, Dave Stagner & friends on the Room Party floor!
- THE DEMENTIA SMACKDOWN CONCERT
closing out the weekend with all the remaining acts performing funny music covers!
February 28th, 29th, & March 1st, 2020
Hilton Minneapolis/St Paul Mall of America – Bloomington, MN
Dementia Track website: http://marscondementia.com
Main Convention website: https://marscon.org/2020/index.php
Weekend Badge Registration: https://marscon.org/2020/registration.php
It's $55 for a weekend badge until January 31st, after it’s $70 at the door.
Hotel Room Block details are at https://marscon.org/2020/hotel.php.
– THE MARSCON 2020 DEMENTIA TRACK FUND RAISER MP3 ALBUM!
Nearly 4 hours of live concert excerpts from MarsCon 2019, only $20!
Track list & purchase link: https://marscondementia.wordpress.com/shop/
Past Year’s Fundraisers can also be purchased at
Thank you all for your support, and I hope to see all you Luke Ski fans in the audience at MarsCon!
~ Luke Ski,
Chair of the MarsCon Dementia Track
The FuMP has produced a new official music video and this one is animated Game Grumps style! The song was broken down into 30-second segments and each segment was animated by a different artist.
Artists from all over using a variety of styles came together to make this happen, including our own Devo Spice who animated the opening segment, followed by Zachary Dripps, Renee Coppola, Charles Moss, KidLudens, Jade Imboden, and Jey Pawlik.
The final product is now up on your YouTube channel. Click here to check it out.
The FuMP is proud to announce Funny Music Fridays, a new Spotify playlist produced by The FuMP. Each week we will update this playlist with roughly 30 minutes of funny music from both FuMP artists and other comedy songs available on Spotify. The playlist will be updated weekly after The FuMPCast airs so it is ready for your drive to work on Friday morning.
Click here to open Funny Music Fridays in Spotify.