Bakersfield’s most confusing quinceañera band, Massively Offensive, originates from the richest pedigree imaginable–its members have been expelled from or denied entry to nearly ALL of comedy’s most prestigious studios: Upright Citizens Brigade, Second City, and even Newsmax, comedy’s ultimate destination. But who exactly IS Massively Offensive? Lead Vocals: Once a rising pop star, [REDACTED]’s career plummeted after he was caught lip-syncing during a major live performance. His reputation further deteriorated with a series of public meltdowns and run-ins with the law, culminating in the well-known viral video “Petsmart Shopper Gets Sexy.” Lead Vocals: [REDACTED], a famous lifestyle influencer, faced public outrage and lost numerous sponsorships after it was revealed that his 'eco-friendly' cosmetics brand was a façade, hiding unethical production practices and harvesting manatee brains for use as hydrating bum cream. Drums: [REDACTED], the former drummer for [REDACTED], was ousted from the band following accusations that she was illegally piping in applause into his backing tracks. Audiences were understandably outraged. Flute: A once-beloved flutist for "Enchanted Melody," [REDACTED]’s career ended abruptly in scandal after she was caught sabotaging other band members' instruments to be the standout performer. As a result, the band’s bassist severed his kneecaps during a performance, and [REDACTED] was immediately dismissed. Saxophone: Enigmatic charismatic saxophonist [REDACTED] left in disgrace after being caught in a fake charity scam, where funds for helping bring safe and clean water to wealthy but anxious socialites were embezzled, leading to his arrest and the band's dissolution.

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