Someone kill me now, cuz we’re going to…
Buy some brassieres
To hold up her spheres
So I’ll just calmly pace about
Buying brassieres together!
I really hate shopping for clothes,
Especially when they’re not for me…
She takes my hand and goes to the department store lingerie aisle
And I think most men will agree
Someone kill me now, cuz we’re going to...
Buy some brassieres
They’re on sale at Sears!
So nothing to get up about...
Buying brassieres together!
It is so emasculating,
Having to wait and hold her purse!
The clerk walks by and asks if I’m finding things all right
No thanks you’ve only made things worse!
Won’t you kill me now, cuz we’re going to...
Buy some brassieres
I feel so weird
So I’ll just hang my head and pout
Buying brassieres together!
”Honey does this one look alright?”
That’s what I thought she said to me
Poke my head in the dressing room but I must’ve heard her wrong
Though I can’t tell over the screams
Someone kill me now, cuz we’re going to...
Buy some brassieres...
I’m outta here!
I’ll get the car while you check out
Buying brassieres together!
Can’t we find something in leather?
Buying brassieres together!
(Apple butter)
The FuMP
2021-04-20
Artist
The Boobles
"I really hate shopping for clothes, especially when they aren't for me... she takes my hand and goes to the department store lingerie aisle and I think most men will agree: Someone kill me now cuz we're going to... buy some brassieres!!!"
The OG Seamonkey song that was the genesis of The Boobles project comes full circles in an honest-to-gourd Boobles song featuring the incomparable Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad! Our parody of the beloved classic is lovingly recreated with real strings, horns, and the vari-speeding techniques of the original. George Martin took two different takes in different keys and tempos and altered the speed of each take to splice them together into a complete song which is exactly how we recorded and mixed our version. It's more fun than, well, bra shopping!
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