V1 Bypass the goats, forget the emu’s, leave the ostriches behind, have I got something for you! You'll find'm down at the fair or perhaps on a farm And at the petting zoo, after treats but plotting harm. Granny got it right in the face. So did the kids running amok all over the place. Beware, no one's safe; wise up. Get a clue 'Cause llamas are always down to spit on you! CH Brown, white, tan, or grey, yeah sure buddy, they’ll come out to play. But hey! They just wanna spit in ya face. Those conniving llamas, hope they don't give chase. You were only trying to be nice, pet'm, love on'm, maybe give'm some ice. Oh, there's signage posted, but it’s too high & low to see: "Watch out, llama spits." Hmmmh, indeed! V2 I warned ya, pal; you better back up. They don't do selfies well or like kissy faces, bub. Wear some eye protection, heck, use a face shield! Forget pandemics, the llama threat's real! There'll be teens knocked’m on their bum Wood shavings on their pants, laughs & stares from their chums. I say, these critters just don't play. Where there's llamas, there'll always be someone running screaming away. Outro: Watch out, llama spits, kid. Watch out, llama spits! Lookout, Mama, llama spits! World, be warned (apparently this is not common knowledge & easily forgotten), llamas spit.