AIR FRYER
People, let me tell you ‘bout the Air Fryer
It’s the new great way to cook
Open the box, put it on your counter
Ignore the instruction book!
The air fryer don’t use grease or fat!
You’ll jump right out of your seat!
Cuz air fryer’s the very best way
For cooking the wealthy elite!
(Verse)
It’s simpler than a microwave!
Perfect for a cooking a snack
Or the CEO that used taxpayer dollars
On a damn stock buyback!
Dry rubs or marinades!
Hot air fries with ease!
We’ll turn Mitch McConnell into a roast
And we won’t use any grease!
(Chorus)
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
Billionaire BBQ?
Sounds good to me!
How about you?
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
Zuckerburg‘s kidneys stuffed with cheddar cheese!
(Verse)
Ol’ Rupert Murdoch
He’s made of rich, aged meat
Pulse him up in a CuisineArt
Air Fry for a tasty treat!
Season him LIBERALLY
Crank the heat on that sumbitch!
And Add a squirt of lime juice
Cuz He tastes a little rich.
(Chorus)
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
Wall Street Frick-A-Zee!
Save 1 or 2
Plates for me!
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
(*spoken*) Thomas A. Kennedy, the CEO of Raytheon,
Would do well in aluminum foil with some carrots, potatoes, and corn!
(Breakdown)
Here’s a fella - Elon Musk
fried inside a big corn husk!
How about the brothers’ Koch,
marinated in liquid smoke?
The entire Walton Fam-i-ly,
15 minutes for extra crispy!
Bloomberg, Bezos, Trump comma Don!
Cooked in a Fryer from Amazon!
(*stops*)
Don’t be sad about Billionaires dyin’
You’re already hungry! Now let’s get fryin’!
(Chorus)
Air Fry The Rich!
Air Fry The Rich!
Gather up the Blood That’s Blue!
Put it in a pot, we’ll make Fondou!
Air Fry The Rich!
Air Fry The Rich!
Frederick Smith from FedEx,
He’s got a full rack of ribs!
(Verse)
The freezer’s in the red
But the air fryer’s in the black
The fridge is fuller by 1%
Now we all get a tasty snack!
The walls around are bursting
Spilling out into the street
Our kitchen’s working overtime!
It’ll be all you can eat!
(Chorus)
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
So much food, we’re gonna share it!
Also eat their kids so they can’t inherit!
Air Fry the rich!
Air Fry the rich!
Just remember to clean after every use!
(*Spoken: “Ooh. OOH, that is some nasty heartburn. Who’s got a Zantac?”)
The FuMP
2021-04-27
Artist
Ross Childs
Title
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It's the new, great, and delicious way to combat wealth inequality!
Recorded at the legendary Sun Studios in Memphis, Tennessee
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