Once upon a time there was this awesome kid,
who noticed that everyone at school was an idiot.
And these idiots didn't appreciate all their talent
and awesomeness. It was sad.
Until one day Al Yankovic came along...

Al, I know I'm a dork, I want to sang something dumb all day (yes I do)
Al, I love parodays, I just want to sang something dumb all day

Ever since I was a tiny kid
I loved everything, that Yankovic did
He'd take a song by some popular dude
And he'd rewrite the words and make it all about food because

Al, I know I'm a dork, I want to sang something dumb all day (just like you)
Al, play white and nerday, I just want to sang something dumb all day (listen to this)

When I got older people started to stare
Cause I was growing out my long curly hair
I couldn't sing and I sure couldn't dance
But I was pretty sure I'd be a genius in France because

I, got a Hawaiian shirt, and I want to beat on the brat all day (hey, why not?)
Al, please pass me a spork, cause I want to eat it, and get fat all day

Here are all the songs Al has released… in alphabetical order!

30 Rock Theme Parody, Aardvark, Achy Breaky Song, Addicted To Spuds
Airline Amy, Al’s Mailbag Theme Song, Albuquerque, Alimony, Alligator,
The Alternative Polka, Amish Paradise, Amoeba, And The Band Played On,
Angry White Boy Polka, Another One Rides The Bus, Another Tattoo,
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars,
Baby Likes Burping, The Ballad Of Kent Marlowe, Beat On The Brat,
Bedrock Anthem, Belvedere Cruisin', The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Bite Me, Bob,Bohemian Polka, The Brady Bunch, Brain Freeze, The Brain Song
Broken Knapsack, Buckingham Blues, Buy Me A Condo, Cable TV, Callin' In Sick
Canadian Idiot, Captain Underpants Theme Song, Cavity Search, Cheese
Cheese Confesses, The Check's In The Mail, Christmas At Ground Zero
Circus Parade, Close But No Cigar, CNR, Cockroaches,
Comedy Bang! Bang! Theme, A Complicated Song, Conan Theme Song,
Confessions Part III, Couch Potato, Craigslist, Crampton Comes Alive,
Dare To Be Stupid, Dead Car Battery Blues, Do I Creep You Out, Dog Eat Dog,
Don't Download This Song, Don't Wear Those Shoes, Dr. D Superstar,
Dr. Demento Jingle, Eat It, Ebay, Electric Shaver, Everything You Know Is Wrong
Extreme Makeover Polka, Fat, Finale, First World Problems, Foil, Frank's 2000 TV
Fun Zone, Gandhi II, Generic Blues, Genius In France, George Of The Jungle
Germs, Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, Good Enough For Now, Good Old Days
The Goof Off, Gotta Boogie, Gotta Open The Door, Grapefruit Diet, Gravy On You
Gump, The Hamilton Polka, Handy, Happy Birthday, Hardware Store,
Harvey The Wonder Hamster, Headline News, , Heart So Proud, Here's Johnny
Hey, Hey, We're The Monks, Homer And Marge, Hooked On Polkas,
The Hot Rocks Polka, Hummingbirds, It's My World And We're All Living In It
I Can't Watch This, I Like You, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road
I Made You Into A Freak, I Quit, I Remember Larry, I Think I'm A Clone Now
I Want A New Duck, I Was Only Kidding, I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead, I'll Sue Ya
I’m A Little Kitty, I'm So Sick Of You, If That Isn't Love, Iguana, Inactive
Introduction (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2), Introduction (Peter And The Wolf)
Isle Thing

Man, this guy wrote a lot of songs… ughhh…

It's All About The Pentiums, It’s Nice To Be Nice, It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
Jackson Park Express, Jerry Springer, Jurassic Park, King Of Suede
Lame Claim To Fame, Lasagna, Let Me Be Your Hog, Let The Pun Fit The Crime,
Like A Surgeon, Livin' In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Lousy Haircut, Melanie,
Midnight Star, Mission Statement, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies,
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder,
My Bologna, My Own Eyes, Nature Trail To Hell,
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, The Night Santa Went Crazy,
Nobody Here But Us Frogs, The North Korea Polka, Now That's What I Call Polka!,
Now You Know, Ode To A Superhero, One More Minute, One Note Polka
One Of Those Days, Pac-Man, Pancreas, Party At The Leper Colony,
Party In The CIA, Patterns, Perform This Way, Peter And The Wolf, Phony Calls,
Pigeons, The Plumbing Song, Polka Face, Polka Party!, Polka Power!
Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkamon, Polkarama!, Polkas On 45, Poodle
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Radioshack, Rabbitage, Ricky, Ringtone, The Saga Begins
Scarif Beach Party, School Cafeteria, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy,
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since You've Been Gone,
Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye, Skipper Dan, Slime Creatures From Outer Space,
Smells Like Nirvana, Snails, Spam, Spatula City, Sports Song, Spy Hard,
Stop Draggin' My Car Around, Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me,
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy,
Super Duper Party Pony
Sundance Promo, Syndicated Inc., Tacky, Taco Grande, Tahj Mowry,
Take Me Down, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance,
Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser), There’s Someone At The Door,
There’s No Bathroom, This Is The Life, This Song's Just Six Words Long,
TMZ, Toothless People, Traffic Jam, Trapped In The Drive-Thru, Trash Day,
Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin' Song, Twister, UHF, Unicorn, Velvet Elvis, Virus Alert
Vulture, Waffle King, Wanna B Ur Lovr, Water Is Wet, We All Have Cellphones,
We're All Doomed, Weasel Stomping Day, The Weird Al Show Theme,
Whatever You Like, What’s With The Singing, When I Was Your Age,
White & Nerdy, The White Stuff, Who’s At The Door,
Why Did You Come On This Stupid Show?,
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Why Don’t We Show A Clip Now?,
Won’t Eat Prunes Again, Word Crimes, Yoda, You Don't Love Me Anymore,
You Don’t Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young, Dumb & Ugly,
You’re Pitiful, Your Horoscope For Today

Every day when I get home from school
I feel irritated, those kids are not cool
I get my phone and go out to the shed
And blast that Yankovic into the earholes in my head because

Al, I know I'm a dork, and I want to sang something dumb all day (Super Dork!)
Al, you’re my favorite primate, I just want to sang something dumb all day

Al, in a meat-negligee, I just want to see you perform this way

The hills are alive... with the sound of meatballs... and...

Chicken pot pie...

Who's fat?