The FuMP

Lyrics

20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you said no to--
20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you've been cruel to me.

I've given you a lot of chances just to see.
We'd have a swangin' time if you'd say yes to me.
You just said "no" to my a'twenty millionth plea.
But who's counting?

20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you said no to--
20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you've been cruel to me.

I bought a calculator just to count the times
You said that you would never ever once be mine
It added up to fifty thousand fifty nine!
Who-all-is-a-counting?

20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you said no to--
20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you've been cruel to me.

Can't abide. It's been 20 million times.
Been a lot of calls to make and I'm runnin' out of dimes.
Gotta be other fish there in the sea.
I ain't gonna count 'em all, but I bet there's more than three.

20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you said no to--
20-a-million times and counting
20-a-million times and counting
That's how many times that you've been cruel to--
meeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Who's got the unmitigated gall to continue countin' at this particular point in time?!

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