The FuMP

Lyrics

Flew into Odessa on my way to Kiiv
No we didn't pick this fight
But we gotta make some Russians turn around and leave
So we’re keeping Putin up at night

Go back to the USSR. you've gone a little too far, boy
Go back to the USSR

We knew you'd come along and try to grab this place
Like a pasty-faced Stalin clone
But we've rallied our resistance right up in your face
Comrade take your butt back home

Go back to the USSR, you don't know how gutsy we are, boy
Go back to the US... hey take your BS... back to the USSR

Our Ukraine kids'll push your soldiers out
They'll kick your red behind
You Moscow turd, go on and scream and pout
You must have lost your freaking my my my my my my my my mind

Go back to the USSR, you psycho wannabe czar, boy
Go back to the USSR

Our Ukraine kids have got a lot of clout
And you've done crossed the line
We can't just wait and see how this plays out
We know Norway's on your my my my my my my my my mind

We'll show you where the exit is, way out east
Your supply-lines are running thin
We're gonna have the last laugh on the communeests
Cause Zelensky's a comedian

Go back to the USSR, we know what a butthead you are boy
Go back to the USSR

That Vladmir's a real big jerk who puts his nipples on display
But our Vlodomir is a real tough dude when the missiles head our way
We've got a real nice democracy here, we won't let it go back in time
That Vladmir's a real big jerk, and we're gonna make him resign, oh yeah
And he's already a punchline

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