Bidet Words and music by Insane Ian I don't know how to use the bidet my wife bought And now i'm simply too scared to ask (uhh) I'd figure it out if I gave it some thought It just sprays water right up your ass (yeah) But what if it's too cold? Or I can't get the angle right? If I may be so bold What if maybe my booty's tight? Feel like I'm being trolled No I just do not get the hype This kinda thing just ain't for me But I gotta learn eventually Today, I will use the bidet I will find a way-ay-ay, to use the bidet I'll go get Taco Bell with all the fire sauce Then workout at the gym and do 30 squats Eat a whole lotta cheese ‘cause my intolerance Will force me to use this chamber pot from France
The FuMP
2024-02-20
Artist
Insane Ian
Title
Bidet
As part of my ongoing project to write short, dumb songs...here's this one, mildly based on a true story. Mixing and mastering by TV's Kyle.
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