Without warning
like a morning charlie horse 
they came
Their intentions?
war and vengeance 
mollusk honor to reclaim
 
They emerge from the sea
Biggest ones we’ve ever seen
a massive bivalve wave
one by one, more and more
hunkered down on the shore
“Chowder this!” they seem to say
 
Here they come, they’re no fun
Better run from the Big Giant Clams
They ain’t hidin’ in the sand anymore
Don’t look back, they’ll attack 
we’re a snack for the Big Giant Clams
These outraged filter feeders 
are coming after us
 
Now the beatdown
summer beach town
Pillaged and destroyed
Subjugation, domination
Evil shellfish ploys
 
But who are we to say they're bad?
Surely we don't understand
We must try and friend them
Though we’ve suffered and we’ve bled
and even though they want us dead
We must not offend them
 
CHORUS
 
They're spreading like a Facebook meme 
Chaos, terror, gasps and screams 
Aggressive alpha cis clam warriors 
Aim to be mankinds destroyers
 
CHORUS