Is it wrong to have a Boner Christmas morning?
You can unwrap it while everyone’s asleep.
The holiday is all about the giving.
We’ll lock the door, so that the kids can’t have a peek.

Is it wrong to have a boner Christmas morning?
I know you always like a nice Surprise
I couldn’t fit it in your Christmas stocking
I’m not bragging, why not try it on for size?

We’re gonna spend the day with your whole family
Exchanging gifts and having lots of fun
Let’s take some time for us, before all the fuss
In the time I sang this song we could be done

It’s not wrong to have a Boner Christmas morning
It’s the only present Santa didn’t leave
They say that it’s the gift that keeps on giving
So I’ll arrange to have another New Year’s Eve
I’ll try to have another New Year’s Eve