DarkNES: So, let me get this straight, his full name IS “Bob From Accounting?” Kyle: Yeah, first name “Bob”, middle name “From”, last name— DarkNES: Accounting. Kyle: Accounting, yeah. DarkNES: And he’s our Social Studies teacher, and yet— Kyle: A career change after a lifetime of being an accountant, yes. DarkNES: Wow. Respect. Kyle: Oh— I think the lecture is starting. Bob: Four plus four is the negative value of the contrapositive inference of the variable M to the 45th power which is congruent to the conversal inverse of X to the 65th power. Y’know why? ‘Cause I’m Bob. Kyle and DarkNES: HE’S BOB! Bob: I’m Bob. Kyle and DarkNES: HE’S BOB! Bob: I’m Bob. Kyle and DarkNES: HE’S BOB! Bob: From Accounting. Do you know an accountant named Bob? He’s very well-kept, he’s no slob. He likes to teach the kiddies his rules but by night he’s a dancing fool He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting There’s no accounting for Bob He likes to teach his Social Studies tricks But he has a past with mathematics And you know it really makes him sick when he catches someone being ethnocentric He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting There’s no accounting for Bob BOB! BOB! BOB! BOB! BOB-BOB-BOB! He’s losing all of his hair. But he doesn’t seem to care. He’s got sand in his navel and he likes to eat green bagels He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting There’s no accounting for Bob Stay on task and follow directions It’s your responsibility to make connections And don’t forget: Don’t be ethnocentric He tends to bang his foot on things and you bet it really stings as back to school looms near I hope that you have him next year He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting There’s no accounting for Bob He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting He’s Bob From Accounting There’s no accounting for Bob There’s no accounting for Bob There’s no accounting for Bob Bob Bob