Borderlands
A Reviewsical of Borderlands 2 for Vita
Parody of Borderline by Reggie Lucas, as performed by Madonna
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music performed by Bonecage

Something in this game just makes me play it constantly
I already beat both games on Playstation and 360
But now it's on Vita
So I'll complete-a
Mission while I'm on the can
But the clipping doesn't stop
No 4 player co-op
Just 2, and don't forget the lag

Just grab all of the loot (all the loot), I've shot all I can shoot,
'Cause I've got the best weapons

[Chorus:]

Borderlands. Got the sequel in the palm of my hands
And I just can't stop playing the sequel to Borderlands

Borderlands. Handsome Jack will now make his stand
Hope my Vita battery doesn't die while I'm playing Borderlands (Borderlands!)

Something in this game is makin' such a fool of me
When I hold it in my hands and play through all the DLC
But then the framerate drops, music starts to chop, feel like this might be a flop
Stop driving me away, I just wanna play,
At least this game allows cross-save

Just see my point of view (point of view), I love this game, I do,
It's still one of the best ports

[Chorus:]

Borderlands 2 on the Vita in my hand
I just can not stop playing the sequel to Borderlands

Borderlands. Vault hunting is high in demand
I'm so amazed they were able to port over Borderlands

Keep porting these, keep porting these, keep porting these games!
(Keep on porting games to my PlayStation Vita!)
Come on, Sony. Come one 2K. Yeah!