The FuMP

Lyrics

BOULDER HOLDER!

When we get to the bedroom I am set for a really good time
Got my hand in your shirt and I reach 'round behind
On your back, there's the strap
And I'm thwarted again!!! Yeah yeah!!!

Well do you have to wear this contraption?
I know it supports but it's such a distraction!
Hooks and snaps and Velcro, yeah it's more like a cruel trick...
Victoria's secret is she partnered with Rubik's!

Look out!

Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!

Yeah!!!!!

Well do you or don’t you wanna get naked?
My hand’s so contorted that I just might break it!
I’m tryin real hard but I don’t have the answer.
I’m good with my fingers but I can’t unclasp her!

This sucks!

Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!

Look out! Cuz I’m all thumbs...

Well we’re here in the bedroom and she’s down for a really good time
Got her skirt and her shirt off and reach 'round behind
there's the strap, It’s a trap,
And I'm thwarted again!!! No no no nooo!!!

Do you or don’t you wanna get naked?
If it’s some kind of test then I don’t wanna take it!
It’s been 5 minutes but I don’t have the answer.
I can’t solve a puzzle while I try to romance her!

I’m done!

Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!
Boulder holder!

Look out!
Boulder Holder!
It won’t unclasp!
No it won’t......

I’VE GOT BRUISES ON MY EGO!

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