Companion Application by Devo Spice lyrics, music vocals: T. Rockwell special cameo by Peter Davison If you had a machine that could take you anywhere Anywhere in the universe At any point in time Where would you go? Me? I would go to the moon, or the stars, or the moons of Mars Or drink a sonic screwdriver at some planet's dive bar And get an alien to come back to my place with me Just be careful I don't come down with a space V.D. How cool would it be to go back to my past And see the old neighborhood where we had all those good laughs I could seek out and find my old bully, Big Reggie Then I'd sneak up behind him and give him a big wedgie History is ours with the turn of a dial We could ride the Titanic, well at least for a while Or see the first Super Bowl and get a front row ticket Or, if you prefer, a nice game of cricket I'm easy, I'll go along anywhere I don't care, just make sure I can breathe the air So please let me in your little blue abode And show me how to use the commode I want to ride in the TARDIS, I want to go the farthest I want to see a caveman produce his first harvest I want to see a dinosaur, a minotour, And go on tour around the universe And see who is really smartest I see you like celery, I guess I could try it I prefer pie, but I've been meaning to diet Whatever you say, we'll do it your way, OK? And when we meet the Cybermen I swear I won't be afraid OK, yeah I probably will, but I can help I have gold, and I've heard that's pretty bad for their health Plus I'm good at math, I studied English lit And string theory almost makes sense to me a bit I can be an asset with the talents I bring I can even dust all those little circular things And I'll tidy up and sweep all the TARDIS hallways Just how far back do these things to anyway? You can do your thing, I trust your expertise Just let me have a fling in the Zero Room, please I can't wait until I hear the whirr and zoom I assume that you have plenty of room I want to ride in the TARDIS, I want to go the farthest I want to see a caveman produce his first harvest I want to see a dinosaur, a minotour, And go on tour around the universe And see whose head is the hardest I want to see how these mysteries are solved, I want to meet An alien and shake his hand, or whatever it's called I wanna see what brought and end to the dinosaur's time Oh right, that was Adric, never mind All of creation's a potential vacation From primordial ooze to an advanced space station Just think of all the things that I don't know about yet And while we're at it can I have a troglodyte as a pet? I promise I won't ever interfere with your career I'll come along and I'll be out of your hair way over here And you can keep doing