(Verse 1) On a lonesome beach, in a faraway land Bright blue water, pristine sand Lives a man of great esteem He’s giving his all, following his dreams! (Chorus) Crabman! Oh Crabman! Always shiny, never drab You’re half-man and half a crab Oh Crabman! Oh, Crabman! Crabman! Oh, Crabman! Soul of a poet, in a thin red shell Beautiful green eyes, and a pungent smell Your body contains, such succulent meat You dance along, on 8 pointy feet! Crabman! Oh Crabman! Your parties are never dead Your eyes are detached from your head Oh Crabman! Oh, Crabman! Crabman! Oh, Crabman! (BRIDGE) When you walk through the streets To their knees people do fall Listen to them cry when they hear Your mighty Crab Call… (*DO THE CRAB CALL*) (CHORUS) Crabman! Oh Crabman! Arthropod that is clawed You are worshipped as a God Crabman! Oh, Crabman! You speak your mind, you never stutter You taste so good with Melted Butter Crabman! Oh, Crabman! Crabman! Oh, Crabman!