The first snowfall of the season, I think it's time for me to write my letter to Santa Claus Hey Santa, it's me Johnny And I'm writing you my list Send my regards to Mrs. Claus Give her a big hug and a kiss I'll keep this letter real short Cause I know that you're busy Visit every city and you never miss a chimney I'm so impressed with the work you do This year at my address let's keep it simple I don't want a new bike I don't need a new coat No video games I don't want Legos I just want one thing underneath my tree The perfect gift for me I want a Fleshlight A Fleshlight The gift that you can fuck This year the Christmas turkey ain't the only thing that's stuffed I want a Fleshlight A Fleshlight Please Santa don't be late Unwrap my present Unwrap myself This Christmas feels so great I got a Fleshlight On Christmas people want loads and loads of stuff But I just want a flashlight That helps me bust my nuts So keep all that candy Those baseball gloves and caps (Play ball) Cause I just want a Fleshlight with the alien attached It's Christmas Eve and I'm so excited Pour the milk cause Santa's invited Wrote my letter and I hope he likes it I've been a good boy Or at least I've tried it I can't stop dreamin' And I just can't hide it The feeling that I feel when my package arrivin' What's that in my pants A lump of coal? No Christmas miracle I want a Fleshlight A Fleshlight The gift that you can fuck This year the Christmas turkey ain't the only thing that's stuffed I want a Fleshlight A Fleshlight Please Santa don't be late Unwrap my present Unwrap myself This Christmas feels so great I got a Fleshlight A Fleshlight Not whiskey, gin, or rum On Christmas Day Saint Nick won't be the only one who comes I got a Fleshlight A Fleshlight Thanks Santa Claus you rock Some people try on socks I stick this Fleshlight on my cock I got a fleshlight It's a Christmas miracle!