Last night I went to Taco Bell Since then I haven’t been feeling well I shouldn’t have eaten that one last chalupa The gas I’ve had you wouldn’t believe But even the farts just couldn’t relieve The pain that comes from having diarrhea Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhe…..a I had a big lunch this afternoon And then I ate twelve macaroons Followed by a calzone from the pizzeria That’s when my stomach started to hurt I had the runs, the shits, the squirts My butthole burned because I had diarrhea Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhe…..a We went out on Christmas Day To an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet Eating my weight in kung pow was a bad idea I felt a rumble as I licked my plate I ran for the bathroom but it was too late My pants were already filled with diarrhea Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhe…..a