Die Hard Christmas By Insane Ian & Bonecage Parody of "Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth" as performed by Bing Crosby and David Bowie...with some arrangement liberties. [Bonecage] Come they told me to Nakatomi To spend my Christmas at her office party A giant bear I bring to both of my kids Switched to her maiden name is what Holly did, celebrated, the company's bid [Insane Ian] Hans Gruber -- can it be? He is here...for robbery Hostages are taken Terrorists are raiding the rooms So I run and I hide away [BC] I have no shoes to wear - made fists with my toes Threw Tony down the stairs - broke his neck and his nose Hid on an elevator right up above Tied to a chair he’s dead and wearing a note, I have a gun - ho ho ho [II & BC] Sgt. Powell must be made aware “Welcome to the par-ty, pal” The FBI will attack the doors But they won’t get very far [BC] Hans, he told them to shoot the glass “Come out to the coast, [...] we’ll have a few laughs” Now Karl seems pissed at me, ‘cause I killed his bro Argyle’s in the garage, he’s waiting below, takes out Theo, with a limo [II] I pray my wife will be safe As I shoot Eddie right in his face Hans falls out the window Thornberg gets a punch in the nose While Al shoots, shoots at Karl for me John McClane, saved the day Yippie-Ki-Yay
The FuMP
2016-12-25
Artist
Insane Ian
There's been a debate going on for the past few years about whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.
The answer is yes. Yes it is.
In order to cement that point home, I teamed up with nostalgia fan extraordinaire Bonecage to pay tribute to "Die Hard" as a classic Christmas movie, with a classic Christmas song.
This is also an unintentional tribute to two artists we lost this year: Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber) and David Bowie.
Yippie-ki-yay, every one.
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